Republican Attack Ads

Kelley and I would like to provide the following public service to the country in the form of Republican attack ads. Anyone can use it, just credit us.

First radio spot.
"We all love the freedoms that we cherish. Our country, our troops, our Commander-in-Chief, and our God. We believe in preserving the pillars of our society. Others believe that what should be raised atop our flagpoles at our schools is the flag of the gay agenda. They hold this as their strongest dream, that day in January when our cub scouts will be ordered away, their faces pushed into the mud, as Nancy Pelosi and Michael Moore rip the Stars and Stripes down our poles with glimmers in their eyes and impeachment on their mind. The banner of the ACLU will go up first, clearing the way for rainbow banner."