Cranky letters to the editor
I like going home to read the letters to the editor in our local South Texas paper. Usually they're about disrespectful youth, a corrupt county commissioner, Jesus, George Bush, or what winter Texans from Minnesota or Ontario think about "the Valley," as the border region of South Texas is known. Here's my favorite treatise on international politics from last week (name blocked out):
Editor:
OK, so the Democrats have won both houses of Congress. Now let's look at who is happy: the Taliban, al-Qaeda, the French, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and illegal immigrants.
Who needs to fear America now? Our real enemy - the unborn child in the womb.
Someone please explain to me how this has made the United States a better country?
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4 Comments:
dije esa pinche perra que no queremos ella aqui en el valle!!
este es para los bomberos en la feria y la democracia y vida!
gracias
i was able to finish the column today only because it mentioned cheney's hamster cage.
holy shit johnny knows spanish.. nice
phil, you got something against minnesotans who want to be a winter texan? cause i'm thinking about it. seriously thinking about it. i'm about to land a job here in the next couple of weeks and think i need to travel somewhere warm before i start.... would i be one of those damn northerners even if its only 3 or 4 days? i can write commentaries every day
que vieja creo que ella puede visitar
el valle! que gacho! tambien kino chupa verga de su madre en bano con maricones.
yeah angie come over! just don't come before the 8th, it's crazy now. But we'll put you up for a good time and if you get homesick we can go to the Fun N' Sun RV park in San Benito and play bingo and square dance with Grandma Olson and Grandpa Andersson.
Lemme know.
hah, hamster cage lining was the part i liked best.
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